when will my penis come back from the war


Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.

okay but that’s normally what happens when people are dating??? posts like this confuse me

11 hours agomissbillie-blacknofluffystop 352,343 notes




Blowjobs from Rin Matsuoka more like




[Noiz Sweating]

1 day agomadelezabethsleepingtsundere 22,625 notes#free #dmmd


rei will also do an angry dragon, a strawberry shortcake, a tony danza, an angry pirate, a boston pancake, a chili dog, a houdini, and of course an abe lincoln 

all of these are not for weak stomachs to google 

1 day agomadelezabethlychgate 5,250 notes#free

We’re at the mall and we ran into a girl wearing a Noiz shirt and a Noiz hat and a Noiz button

A kindred soul

1 day ago 2 notes

If you’ve never seen a baby dancing to deadmau5, you are missing out.

2 days ago


Feel good pics (and a gif!).

2 days agonekokunchansanswigga.com 1,287 notes#important

who wants to hear about my stupid ass dmmd fanfic idea that I’m never gonna write

4 days ago 1 note#nobody does

Every Slayer… has a death wish. Even you.

4 days agocarloslovelycarloswhataslayeris 2,861 notes#buffy #first of all how dare you

Still really jealous of people who can dye their hair fun colors

4 days ago

is there a shitty yaoi game about vampires and robots? because that’s my aesthetic tbh

5 days ago 1 note



Introducing the Social Intelligence Test! From what I can tell, it’s sponsored by Harvard and it’s rather interesting. The basis is you look at pictures of people going through different emotions and decide what emotion they’re feeling. The trick is, you can only see their eyes.

How well can you read people? I never thought I was good at it, but I scored rather high on this test. It was a very interesting experience! I highly recommend taking this!

13 out of 36…

5 days agoriotslughelbows 51,440 notes#32 out of 36 #hmmm #this was interesting
the-batlord asked: 29, 30, 39

29. How many TRUE friends do you have?

A lot. Maybe like 20?

30. Do you fall for people easily?

It has to be the right person, but I tend to fall head over heels pretty quickly.

39. Three names you go by…




5 days ago #ask meme thing #the batlord
totalwinner asked: 3, 13, 33

3. Are you a jealous person?

Not particularly. Only sometimes.

13. Do you believe in love?

lmao yeah?? what kind of a dumb question is this

33. Who was the last person you drove with?

Chris, when he picked me up from work.

5 days ago #ask meme thing #totalwinner

drowning out an awful day with bo burnham and several shots of rum

5 days ago 4 notes


i look over and suzi is playing a dress up game

This coming from the 25-year-old man who plays flight rising every day

6 days agoharshwhimsy 6 notes#smh