when will my penis come back from the war

hudmelberrysonnyc:

corkiri:

ok here’s something for you to do listen carefully

play this video but mute it

and then

open this one up but DO NOT have it muted

then play both videos and watch and feel emotions you’ve never felt before

17 hours agonohomoujaku 101,666 notes
sexhaver:

two sick horses evaluating an orb

sexhaver:

two sick horses evaluating an orb

17 hours agonohomoujakualessandromancodogphotographer 106,929 notes

If McDonald’s ever gets rid of their hot n spicy mcchicken, I’ll probably cry

19 hours ago 1 note
hmm

hmm

1 day ago 3 notes#dashboard coincidence
shoukan asked: Woah! Woah? Woah!!! WOAHHHHH!!!!??,!!???

zdk13eros:

What is wrong.Stop.

Are you okay?

1 day agozdk13eros 238 notes

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1 day ago 3 notes#personal shit
izzypotato asked: Why does the live action death note film trailer have a red hot chili peppers song playing as theme music?

all the death note movies have red hot chili pepper songs on the soundtrack

nobody seems to know why

1 day ago 3 notes#izzypotato

shitty a capella recording of stars, because I was bored

2 days ago #suzi sings #les mis

madelezabeth:

WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS
If your friends ever ask you what dmmd is, just show them this.

2 days agofoxythirdyearsenpaimadelezabeth 23,339 notes#dmmd
Those sure are some odd-looking peonies

Those sure are some odd-looking peonies

2 days ago #thanks tumblr mobile

I hate diet coke, but I’m drinking it anyway

2 days ago 1 note

shoukan:

a pretty boy 

4 days agoshoukan 3 notes#a cute friend!!!
Worth every penny

Worth every penny

6 days ago 2 notes

letyoursoul:

maverikloki:

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

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I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

I GET SO EXCITED WHEN ALL FOUR OF MY CATS ARE IN THE SAME ROOM OMG

1 week agofoxythirdyearsenpaimaverikloki 96,297 notes#omg
heyfunniest:

Trying to make plans with your friends..

heyfunniest:

Trying to make plans with your friends..

1 week agodrdementedheyfunniest 49,138 notes
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