when will my penis come back from the war

johannathemad:

anon asked about fem!free! and ye, felt inspired

6 hours agoshibafacejohannathemad 37,071 notes#free #I'm all about this tbh

nsn-klv:

by Coin松

1 day agofoxythirdyearsenpainsn-klv 6,240 notes#znt

edemamemama:

standingintheriver:

Children are not possessions.
Children are not accessories.
Children are not relationship band aids.
They are tiny people with the same amount of feelings as an adult.

But with less capacity to process, express and healthily contain those feelings when necessary.

Be kind to them.

1 day agoweddellseariverbete 141,605 notes

gallifreyanprincess:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

YES

BEING HYDRATED LEADS TO BETTER BRAIN FUNCTION, BETTER DIGESTIVE FUNCTION WHICH CAN MEAN WEIGHT LOSS, PRETTIER SKIN, FEWER HEADACHES, MORE ENERGY, LESSENS CRAMPS, AND IT HELPS YOUR KIDNEYS CLEAN YOUR BLOOD WHICH MEANS YOU FEEL BETTER OVERALL

SO PEE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO MY FRIEND

I really fucking wish I could actually get bathroom breaks at work so I could start drinking the amount of water I need

2 days agohomewreckingwhoreclarawebbwillcutoffyourhead 58,103 notes#tmi #pee talk
2 days agoizzypotatomimi-ish 7,075 notes#death note
weezl replied to your post:Zxaqenjiman
Suzei what

Jeacole

2 days ago 1 note#weezl
Zxaqenjiman
2 days ago 4 notes

weezl:

Yuck

3 days agoweezl 15 notes#ART
Anal Stimulation?
- Shinji Ikari, Neon Genesis Evangelion
3 days ago 21 notes

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

4 days agoonecatpercustomerbabybowsers 63,016 notes
transfriendly jobs

babybutta:

equiuszahhak:

 i’ve been doing research about jobs/companies that are accepting of trans and the like since i’m going job hunting again next month, and i found this list, which lists trans-friendly businesses. it links to this page, a directory for employers.

tagging so people can see it, i figured this might come in handy for some people!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST

5 days agoonecatpercustomertorikantread 47,978 notes
ijustwanttodrawthembeingsexy:

ackermany:

zimbolt:

oh dear…

are you f u  c k i ng serious 

S-senpai my carbonation…! If you keep shaking me like that I-I’m gonna….!! TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS  

ijustwanttodrawthembeingsexy:

ackermany:

zimbolt:

oh dear…

are you f u  c k i ng serious 

S-senpai my carbonation…! If you keep shaking me like that I-I’m gonna….!! TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS  

5 days agoelisepethzimbolt 41,190 notes

Can’t wait to get a better job tbh

5 days ago

aobatoppingnoiz:

Noiz

5 days agoaobatoppingnoiz 5 notes

My boss started talking to me about anime today, and it was weird

Apparently she really likes one piece

5 days ago 4 notes
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