when will my penis come back from the war

who wants to hear about my stupid ass dmmd fanfic idea that I’m never gonna write

16 hours ago 1 note#nobody does

Every Slayer… has a death wish. Even you.

20 hours agocarloslovelycarloswhataslayeris 2,844 notes#buffy #first of all how dare you

Still really jealous of people who can dye their hair fun colors

1 day ago

is there a shitty yaoi game about vampires and robots? because that’s my aesthetic tbh

1 day ago 1 note

memegrandpa:

helbows:

Introducing the Social Intelligence Test! From what I can tell, it’s sponsored by Harvard and it’s rather interesting. The basis is you look at pictures of people going through different emotions and decide what emotion they’re feeling. The trick is, you can only see their eyes.

How well can you read people? I never thought I was good at it, but I scored rather high on this test. It was a very interesting experience! I highly recommend taking this!

13 out of 36…

1 day agoriotslughelbows 48,540 notes#32 out of 36 #hmmm #this was interesting
the-batlord asked: 29, 30, 39

29. How many TRUE friends do you have?

A lot. Maybe like 20?

30. Do you fall for people easily?

It has to be the right person, but I tend to fall head over heels pretty quickly.

39. Three names you go by…

Suzi

Suzannah

$20.15

1 day ago #ask meme thing #the batlord
totalwinner asked: 3, 13, 33

3. Are you a jealous person?

Not particularly. Only sometimes.

13. Do you believe in love?

lmao yeah?? what kind of a dumb question is this

33. Who was the last person you drove with?

Chris, when he picked me up from work.

1 day ago #ask meme thing #totalwinner

drowning out an awful day with bo burnham and several shots of rum

1 day ago 4 notes

harshwhimsy:

i look over and suzi is playing a dress up game

This coming from the 25-year-old man who plays flight rising every day

2 days agoharshwhimsy 6 notes#smh
harshwhimsy asked: 14 17 22 23 35 38 46

14. What makes you laugh no matter what?

17. Will you get married?

Well, I’m planning on marrying you eventually.

22. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

You or Megan or Ryan.

23. What are you NOT looking forward to?

Going to work tomorrow.

35. If you could move somewhere else, would you?

Maybe eventually, but not right now. I’ve got too many ties here.

38. When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?

The only thing I can think of right now is last Christmas when you weren’t surprised by your gift because someone spoiled it.

46. How many kids do you want to have?

One or two.

2 days ago 1 note#ask meme thing #harshwhimsy
jane-sickofyourshit-crocker asked: multiples of 8!!

8. Do you cry easily?

Unfortunately, yes. I hate it.

I never cry at books, movies, or video games though; just real life stuff.

16. Do you get butterflies around the person you like?

We’ve been together for 2 and a half years, but yeah, sometimes I still do.

24. What ARE you looking forward to?

Saboten. And for my benefits to kick in at my new job.

32. What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?

Uh… water, I think?

40. Are you currently in a relationship?

Yes.

2 days ago #ask meme thing #jane sickofyourshit crocker
foxythirdyearsenpai asked: 7, 21, 36

7. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?

Yeah, a couple times.

21. Who was the first person you talked to today?

Lucas.

36. Who was the last person you took a picture of?

Lucas, after I managed to style his hair like Cloud Strife.

2 days ago #ask meme thing #foxythirdyearsenpai
(❁´◡`❁)*✲゚* be nosy please
1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
2.When did your last hug take place?
3.Are you a jealous person?
4.Are you tired right now?
5.Do you chew on your straws?
6.Have you ever been called a tease?
7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
8.Do you cry easily?
9.What should you be doing right now?
10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
12.Are you mad at someone right now?
13.Do you believe in love?
14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
15.Who was the last person you talked to?
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
17.Will you get married?
18.When was the last time you smiled?
19.Does anyone like you?
20.Do you secretly like someone?
21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
24.What ARE you looking forward to?
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
28.Are you a forgiving person?
29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
30.Do you fall for people easily?
31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
33.Who was the last person you drove with?
34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
37.Can you live a day without TV?
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
39.Three names you go by...
40.Are you currently in a relationship?
41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
43.What’s your current problem?
44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
46.How many kids do you want to have?
47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?
2 days agofoxythirdyearsenpainesassity 934,420 notes#plz

I have cramps and a charlie horse

what did I do to deserve this

2 days ago
Are you guys okay??

Are you guys okay??

3 days ago 3 notes
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